I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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