Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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