another moral hangover. fuck.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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