it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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