It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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