were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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