who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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