your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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