hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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