hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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