I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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