my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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