Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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