dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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