I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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