Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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