Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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