i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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