do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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