Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
You don't make any sense
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