I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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