dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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