Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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