And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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