New invention idea: vibrating tampons
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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