Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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