She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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