Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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