OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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