Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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