I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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