is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I just blew my weed a kiss
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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Can I get my morals surgically removed?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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