I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I am spending my child support on dildos
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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