Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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