I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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