You're so nebulous sometimes
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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