Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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