Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
cat food counts as protein by the way
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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