yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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