what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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