what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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