i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
my penis made a compromise with my morals
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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