Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I pour the whiskey from now on
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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