I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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