it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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