Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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