i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I cut my penus on the lid.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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