Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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