Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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