and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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