Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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