You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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