Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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