I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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